The undead

This exaggeration brought forth a few great answers. I don't think he meant the brain-consuming lifestyle, but this is awesome.

Bar Pilar, DC, men's, 1-3-09

-Your lifestyle will ruin us all.
-Who's? Mine?
-Not until after I'm dead.
-Live it up. You'll all be zombies soon
-BRAINS

The perfect man?

Evan sounds like a pretty stand up guy, apparently worthy of a line scrawled on scaffolding on the ceiling. Check out the lighting fixture next to this homage. Then check out the poster of the guy with nudie sunglasses who looks like he's reading the graffiti. The caption: "The finest in adult reading!"

DC9, Washington DC, ladies, 8-22-08

Evan: Lover of ladies, savior of lost puppies, & enemy of the man.

But not HERE

The irony is just so clever, eh?

Gutter, ladies, 2-9-08

Stop looking here.

I actually liked this movie

Lakeside Lounge, ladies room, 2/8/08

Fuck you, Hollywood! Leave New York alone!!!